The other night while waiting for the bath, I found a foam letter 'i' in the bath toys bin and stuck it in my vagina and said, "Look mom I have a penis!" My mom laughed really, really hard while trying not to laugh at all. But her not-well-suppressed laughter told me it was funny and a good thing to keep doing. Then Bailey grabbed the Y and stuck it under his balls and said, "Look mom I have a p-gina!" (he calls a vagina a p-gina cause he's a baby still) And he laughed like crazy, then so did I, then so did mom. So tonight at bath time when I went to get the letter 'i" again from the bath toys bin, it was gone....where did my foam penis go? I don't know but I heard mom tell dad later that her job now is to keep things out of my vagina. I think she took the 'i' and hid it...but I will tell you one thing right now...a letter 'L' works just as well....
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
May 31st, 2011
The other night while waiting for the bath, I found a foam letter 'i' in the bath toys bin and stuck it in my vagina and said, "Look mom I have a penis!" My mom laughed really, really hard while trying not to laugh at all. But her not-well-suppressed laughter told me it was funny and a good thing to keep doing. Then Bailey grabbed the Y and stuck it under his balls and said, "Look mom I have a p-gina!" (he calls a vagina a p-gina cause he's a baby still) And he laughed like crazy, then so did I, then so did mom. So tonight at bath time when I went to get the letter 'i" again from the bath toys bin, it was gone....where did my foam penis go? I don't know but I heard mom tell dad later that her job now is to keep things out of my vagina. I think she took the 'i' and hid it...but I will tell you one thing right now...a letter 'L' works just as well....
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
April 20, 2011
I'm a little fishie....I can float on my back...and I can swim all by myself under water and come up for breath and go under again...I am now officially swimming! My mom is so proud!
April 26th, 2011
This conversation was overheard by Miss Sue at Giggles & Grassstains during lunch...
Penelope: I think Janie should fall in love with Cody.
Alfie: Who are you going to fall in love with?
Penelope (blushing): Probably Justin Bieber. I hope he'll fall in love with me.
Wyatt: I think he will.
Alfie: I hope he will too.
Wyatt: Who will Santana fall in love with?
Jaffe: Maybe Ruby.
Penelope: No, Ruby will fall in love with Oshen. They look like each other.
Alfie: Not you, Penelope?
Penelope: No, Santana and I are just friends. I think Jaffe will fall in love with Cody.
Wyatt: No, Jaffe will fall in love with me. I'm going to fall in love with her, but I'm going to be a grown up when I do.
Alfie: Well, all I know is that I'm going to fall in love in Spencer. That's what I want.
Later mommy printed it out and read it to me and we talked about it. When she asked me about 'the falling in love with Cody' comment I did a spit take. I love Cody but not like that. When she asked me about what Wyatt said I rolled my eyes and blushed a bit. Wyatt is like my brother...for now anyway...when she asked me who I thought I'd fall in love with I told her Santana. She asked me why and I thought, well...I like his hair and the way he dresses so I told her that. I really like Sanatana. He's cute and sweet. I actually had a hard time looking at mom when I told her that and I blushed.
Penelope: I think Janie should fall in love with Cody.
Alfie: Who are you going to fall in love with?
Penelope (blushing): Probably Justin Bieber. I hope he'll fall in love with me.
Wyatt: I think he will.
Alfie: I hope he will too.
Wyatt: Who will Santana fall in love with?
Jaffe: Maybe Ruby.
Penelope: No, Ruby will fall in love with Oshen. They look like each other.
Alfie: Not you, Penelope?
Penelope: No, Santana and I are just friends. I think Jaffe will fall in love with Cody.
Wyatt: No, Jaffe will fall in love with me. I'm going to fall in love with her, but I'm going to be a grown up when I do.
Alfie: Well, all I know is that I'm going to fall in love in Spencer. That's what I want.
Later mommy printed it out and read it to me and we talked about it. When she asked me about 'the falling in love with Cody' comment I did a spit take. I love Cody but not like that. When she asked me about what Wyatt said I rolled my eyes and blushed a bit. Wyatt is like my brother...for now anyway...when she asked me who I thought I'd fall in love with I told her Santana. She asked me why and I thought, well...I like his hair and the way he dresses so I told her that. I really like Sanatana. He's cute and sweet. I actually had a hard time looking at mom when I told her that and I blushed.
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