Jaffe Dawson Antzis
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Monday, November 12, 2012
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
October 17th, 2012
Saturday, October 13, 2012
Monday, March 19, 2012
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Thursday, February 9, 2012
February 3rd, 2012
JAFFE: I'm gonna marry Lukey.
BAILEY: I look like Lukey.
JAFFE: Ha! No, you don't.
BAILEY: Yes I do.
JAFFE: Actually you do not.
Friday, December 30, 2011
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Monday, December 19, 2011
Sunday, December 18, 2011
December 18th, 2011
Monday, December 12, 2011
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Friday, December 2, 2011
December 2nd, 2011
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Monday, November 21, 2011
Saturday, November 19, 2011
November 19th, 2011
Monday, November 14, 2011
Thursday, November 10, 2011
November 10th, 2011
I said to daddy this morning, "Say something so funny that we'll laugh our brains out."
I think whatever he said worked because I can't remember it and so my brain must have fallen out.
I think whatever he said worked because I can't remember it and so my brain must have fallen out.
Friday, November 4, 2011
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Halloween
Hallowe'en was fun this year. I dressed up as a cat for school, and a princess when we went out trick-o treating. Then the Hallowe'en Fairy came and took all our candy and left me the Little Mermaid movie. Then I met the little mermaid a few days later in person at a party. That blew my mind! I had a lot of questions for her like how did she get to the party...she said her dad (King Triton) drove her.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
October 16th, 2011
Today Bails, (or should I say Batman) and I went with daddy to visit Aunt Randee. It was fun, we played and Aunt Randee gave us a bunch of swag from the parties she went to for her Emmy nomination on Mad Men. We went to a park later and daddy bought us popsicles. We had a great time...but, as you can see by my forlorn expression in this picture, I still missed my beautiful mommy quite a bit.
Monday, October 3, 2011
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Saturday, October 1, 2011
October 1st, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
August 30th, 2011
Friday, August 26, 2011
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Thursday, August 11, 2011
August 11th, 2011
Saturday, August 6, 2011
August 6th, 2011
You're Just a Mommy
I asked mommy who was the woman on TV, what was she doing? Mommy said she was a comedian, she was telling jokes. Then she said, 'I'm a comedian. Did you know that?' 'No you're not,' I said. Mommy is so funny sometimes. So then mommy said, 'Well, then, what am I?' I told her, 'You're a mommy.' And she said, 'And what else am I?' and I thought and then I said, 'You're nothing, just a mommy.'
I love my mommy.
I told her last night before bed, just before she left the room, I said, 'Mommy! You're the best mommy in the whole, whole wide world.' And it's true.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Sunday, July 17, 2011
July 17th, 2011
Short exert from a conversation with Bailey today:
(carrying suitcases, backpacks and purses)
Me: We're going to gram and bubba's. Come on.
(we climb onto the couch which is the plane. Bails has trouble getting up.)
Me: Do you need help, friend?
Baie:I am the driver of the plane.
Me: No, you're not.
Baie: Yes I are.
Me: No, cause you have a suitcase.
Baie: Yes I are!
(he mimes driving with sound effects, as though the plane were a car)
Baie: We're here! We're at gram and bubba's.
Me: Okay let's go!
(de-couch and walk around living room with luggage, finally getting under dining room table)
Me: Okay now let's take everything out. (referring to suitcases)
Baie: I don't want to.
Me: Bailey, do you want to see what's in it?
Baie: Only one thing, my race car. Just one thing at Gram and bubba's - race car on the highway.
Me: Bailey, don't put it in the rain, it's raining out.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
May 31st, 2011
The other night while waiting for the bath, I found a foam letter 'i' in the bath toys bin and stuck it in my vagina and said, "Look mom I have a penis!" My mom laughed really, really hard while trying not to laugh at all. But her not-well-suppressed laughter told me it was funny and a good thing to keep doing. Then Bailey grabbed the Y and stuck it under his balls and said, "Look mom I have a p-gina!" (he calls a vagina a p-gina cause he's a baby still) And he laughed like crazy, then so did I, then so did mom. So tonight at bath time when I went to get the letter 'i" again from the bath toys bin, it was gone....where did my foam penis go? I don't know but I heard mom tell dad later that her job now is to keep things out of my vagina. I think she took the 'i' and hid it...but I will tell you one thing right now...a letter 'L' works just as well....
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
April 20, 2011
April 26th, 2011
This conversation was overheard by Miss Sue at Giggles & Grassstains during lunch...
Penelope: I think Janie should fall in love with Cody.
Alfie: Who are you going to fall in love with?
Penelope (blushing): Probably Justin Bieber. I hope he'll fall in love with me.
Wyatt: I think he will.
Alfie: I hope he will too.
Wyatt: Who will Santana fall in love with?
Jaffe: Maybe Ruby.
Penelope: No, Ruby will fall in love with Oshen. They look like each other.
Alfie: Not you, Penelope?
Penelope: No, Santana and I are just friends. I think Jaffe will fall in love with Cody.
Wyatt: No, Jaffe will fall in love with me. I'm going to fall in love with her, but I'm going to be a grown up when I do.
Alfie: Well, all I know is that I'm going to fall in love in Spencer. That's what I want.
Later mommy printed it out and read it to me and we talked about it. When she asked me about 'the falling in love with Cody' comment I did a spit take. I love Cody but not like that. When she asked me about what Wyatt said I rolled my eyes and blushed a bit. Wyatt is like my brother...for now anyway...when she asked me who I thought I'd fall in love with I told her Santana. She asked me why and I thought, well...I like his hair and the way he dresses so I told her that. I really like Sanatana. He's cute and sweet. I actually had a hard time looking at mom when I told her that and I blushed.
Penelope: I think Janie should fall in love with Cody.
Alfie: Who are you going to fall in love with?
Penelope (blushing): Probably Justin Bieber. I hope he'll fall in love with me.
Wyatt: I think he will.
Alfie: I hope he will too.
Wyatt: Who will Santana fall in love with?
Jaffe: Maybe Ruby.
Penelope: No, Ruby will fall in love with Oshen. They look like each other.
Alfie: Not you, Penelope?
Penelope: No, Santana and I are just friends. I think Jaffe will fall in love with Cody.
Wyatt: No, Jaffe will fall in love with me. I'm going to fall in love with her, but I'm going to be a grown up when I do.
Alfie: Well, all I know is that I'm going to fall in love in Spencer. That's what I want.
Later mommy printed it out and read it to me and we talked about it. When she asked me about 'the falling in love with Cody' comment I did a spit take. I love Cody but not like that. When she asked me about what Wyatt said I rolled my eyes and blushed a bit. Wyatt is like my brother...for now anyway...when she asked me who I thought I'd fall in love with I told her Santana. She asked me why and I thought, well...I like his hair and the way he dresses so I told her that. I really like Sanatana. He's cute and sweet. I actually had a hard time looking at mom when I told her that and I blushed.
Friday, April 15, 2011
April 15th, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
April 14, 2011
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Sunday, January 2nd
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Wednesday, December 29th
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Sunday, October 31st
Sunday, October 3, 2010
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