May 31st, 2011

The other night while waiting for the bath, I found a foam letter 'i' in the bath toys bin and stuck it in my vagina and said, "Look mom I have a penis!" My mom laughed really, really hard while trying not to laugh at all. But her not-well-suppressed laughter told me it was funny and a good thing to keep doing. Then Bailey grabbed the Y and stuck it under his balls and said, "Look mom I have a p-gina!" (he calls a vagina a p-gina cause he's a baby still) And he laughed like crazy, then so did I, then so did mom. So tonight at bath time when I went to get the letter 'i" again from the bath toys bin, it was gone....where did my foam penis go? I don't know but I heard mom tell dad later that her job now is to keep things out of my vagina. I think she took the 'i' and hid it...but I will tell you one thing right now...a letter 'L' works just as well....